Stuff N Things

yellowwperil:

girl help i’m being forced to work @ my job

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anotherdayforchaosfay:

tundrakatiebean:

injuries-in-dust:

I want to try this one.

He put the recipe in the comments for this one! Here you go!

(I’ll type it out so it’s easier to read here)

Ingredients:

• 1 cup butter
• 1 and ¼ cup sugar
• 2 eggs
• 2 cups flour
• 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
• 3 teaspoons baking powder
• 8 oz bag of potato chips
• 1 cup chocolate chips

Instructions:

• Cream butter and sugar together
• Beat eggs and vanilla extract into the creamed butter and sugar
• Fold in flour and baking powder
• Fold in half of the crushed chips and all of the chocolate chips
• Chill dough
• Roll dough in crushed chips
• Bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for about 15 minutes

Thank you!!!

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guerrillatech:

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pangur-and-grim:

was this really necessary

tetraprism:

kittyn:

Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

a litle creacher

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funnytwittertweets:

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ghostsgerard:

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

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muppethole:

i just fucking love people bro just now i passed by a woman in a jumpsuit holding a caulking gun and totally unprompted she called out from across the lawn, “buy an old frat house, they said! it’ll be fun, they said! guess what i just found. a single thigh high in the rafters. so much for chastity!” and idk how to explain how absolutely enchanted i am by that one ten-second interaction like people are so vibrant

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antpilled:

brucebocchi:

colorblind pride flag just dropped

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